20 Funny Tweets That Only Married People Could Write.

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When newlyweds begin their lives together, everything is rosy. There is nothing their spouse says or does that can take away the passion and romance a person feels. Fast forward a couple of years and things begin to unravel. The cute and quirky behaviour turns annoying and often unbearable.

And yet many relationship experts say that essential things like trust, honesty, and respect are what helps keep the love alive. Married couples will agree to these key elements but not without pointing out that it’s really a good sense of humour that keeps everyone sane and in love.

Couples learn in time that you cannot change your partner’s eccentricities but you can make a joke about it on social media. And when you think about it, how bad can a problem or pet peeve really be if you can still laugh at it. Here are some confessions of married couples. I will confess to being completely guilty of #7.

#1. They have a relationship that transcends time and space.

They have a relationship that transcends time and space.

#2. The speaking treatment means she loves him.

The speaking treatment means she loves him.

#3. She does not have a morbid mind, she is just studying all her options.

She does not have a morbid mind, she is just studying all her options.

#4. Her stuff is her stuff, his stuff is her stuff too…

Her stuff is her stuff, his stuff is her stuff too...

#5. Does she really need to explain why there needs to be 152?

Does she really need to explain why there needs to be 152?

#6. Guests will appreciate pretty towels in ways he will not.

Guests will appreciate pretty towels in ways he will not.

#7. This is a universal rule because husbands lose, break, and finally takes the charger.

This is a universal rule because husbands lose, break, and finally takes the charger.

#8. He didn't get the marriage memo about how much she can spend in comparison to him.

He didn't get the marriage memo about how much she can spend in comparison to him.

#9. Will have to agree with her, childbirth is always more painful. Way more painful.

Will have to agree with her, childbirth is always more painful. Way more painful.

#10. He sees it as a huge accomplishment, she knows better.

He sees it as a huge accomplishment, she knows better.

#11. When she is no longer laughing, that means the peculiar behaviour needs to stop. Immediately.

When she is no longer laughing, that means the peculiar behaviour needs to stop. Immediately.

#12. Unless you're cuter than a hedgehog you are going to lose this fight.

Unless you're cuter than a hedgehog you are going to lose this fight.

#13. Translation: you don't leave work early often enough for it to be a nice surprise.

Translation: you don't leave work early often enough for it to be a nice surprise.

#14. He may be getting mad at that, we think she is keeping him in line. Smart woman.

He may be getting mad at that, we think she is keeping him in line. Smart woman.

#15. And then he accuses her of being late all the time.

And then he accuses her of being late all the time.

#16. Not the type of sexting that promises a romantic rendezvous later.

Not the type of sexting that promises a romantic rendezvous later.

#17. He is heartbroken at what he thought was happening and what she was willing to do not to share.

He is heartbroken at what he thought was happening and what she was willing to do not to share.

#18. Hopefully she discussed his 10 year plan as well.

Hopefully she discussed  his 10 year plan as well.

#19. Your answer is supposed to be what she wants to eat.

Your answer is supposed to be what she wants to eat.

#20. Of course there is a wrong way to put the milk back! Silly!!

Of course there is a wrong way to put the milk back! Silly!!

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