Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
After your first robbery experience, you kind of learn from your mistakes. For some people, this means being smarter about their prized possessions — hiding them in a better location or upgrading the security. For others, this means posting up hilarious notes to potential robbers stating the consequences of stealing from you.
We've all seen those hilarious passive aggressive notes that some people like to leave up for their targets to read. But these notes to robbers are even more hilarious (and also quite passive aggressive).
How effective these notes actually are, we're not sure. Do the thieves actually read them, maybe, maybe not. Do these notes entertain everyone that reads them, they sure do.
#1. You better put that butter back in the fridge.
All get all of your fridge belongings out before they get contaminated!
#2. Looks like the thief was a total fail.
Did you forget something?
#3. Have some decency and respect the constipated people's wishes.
Besides, people actually enjoy Activia when they’re not having stomach issues?
#4. Mike is coming for you.
Boy I’m sure happy I’m not the bike stealer right now.
#5. Who steals from an infant baby?
This crime is unforgivable.