25 Hilarious Notes From People Who Are Sick Of Your S**T.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

After your first robbery experience, you kind of learn from your mistakes. For some people, this means being smarter about their prized possessions — hiding them in a better location or upgrading the security. For others, this means posting up hilarious notes to potential robbers stating the consequences of stealing from you.

We've all seen those hilarious passive aggressive notes that some people like to leave up for their targets to read. But these notes to robbers are even more hilarious (and also quite passive aggressive).

How effective these notes actually are, we're not sure. Do the thieves actually read them, maybe, maybe not. Do these notes entertain everyone that reads them, they sure do.

#1. You better put that butter back in the fridge.

All get all of your fridge belongings out before they get contaminated!

You better put that butter back in the fridge.

#2. Looks like the thief was a total fail.

Did you forget something?

Looks like the thief was a total fail.

#3. Have some decency and respect the constipated people's wishes.

Besides, people actually enjoy Activia when they’re not having stomach issues?

Have some decency and respect the constipated people's wishes.

#4. Mike is coming for you.

Boy I’m sure happy I’m not the bike stealer right now.

Mike is coming for you.

#5. Who steals from an infant baby?

This crime is unforgivable.

Who steals from an infant baby?

#6. This is the best public flyer announcement I have ever seen.

All these images were very much necessary.

This is the best public flyer announcement I have ever seen.

#7. May you get a seriously itchy bum.

Itchy bums are no joke, don’t underestimate how uncomfortable an itchy bum can be!

May you get a seriously itchy bum.

#8. But why did you leave them on the roof?

Maybe you shouldn’t have put them somewhere so public that anyone would have access to…

But why did you leave them on the roof?

#9. Did someone just steal Kanye's cheese?

Nope, not Kanye. But we commend this joker for leaving a funny note and not caring for the theft.

#10. Did you really have to break the ocarina in the process?

And what good would stealing the registration do? People these days.

Did you really have to break the ocarina in the process?

#11. Stealing a pumpkin from a 2-year-old, shame on you.

Nonetheless, thank you for the life lesson.

Stealing a pumpkin from a 2-year-old, shame on you.

#12. How dare you steal her summer!

This thief definitely deserves a terrible summer in return.

How dare you steal her summer!

#13. Get ready for a world of pain!

Commando doesn’t sound like he/she is kidding around.

Get ready for a world of pain!

#14. Lock up your veggies!

This tomato thief is serious!

Lock up your veggies!

#15. Don't eat my family heir looms.

They’ve rightfully been handed down to me in the family. Can’t you respect that?

Don't eat my family heir looms.

#16. Why replace a stolen sign with a new sign?

When you can replace it with a sign announcing that someone stole it.

Why replace a stolen sign with a new sign?

#17. Now we know!

Thank you for the information, I was dying trying to figure out where those lovely salt shakers were from.

Now we know!

#18. This is a VERY serious matter.

A missing red gatorade is on the loose!

This is a VERY serious matter.

#19. When you have to label each and every one of your precious soda cans.

At this point, only a cruel monster would consume one of these babies.

When you have to label each and every one of your precious soda cans.

#20. Were you really too cheap to buy your own flowers?

Well we hope you’re happy, this woman’s beautiful floral decor has now been replaced with paper.

Were you really too cheap to buy your own flowers?

#21. Not sure what value an empty porn case would have to a crack head.

They’re not of much street value.

Not sure what value an empty porn case would have to a crack head.

#22. If you're a potential deviant, read this message!!

Remember to limit one baby wipe per a deviant.

If you're a potential deviant, read this message!!

#23. Sorry, no free slurpees.

Didn’t know “free slurpees” existed to begin with.

Sorry, no free slurpees.

#24. Looks like the thief here had very bad timing.

Well, that’s karma for you.

Looks like the thief here had very bad timing.

#25. Should have kept your eye out for more cameras.

Now it looks like you’re in for a world of trouble.

Should have kept your eye out for more cameras.

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