41 Weird Books That You Never Want To Read (In Public.)

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Even though some people wouldn't care to admit it, a huge part of the reason we pick up a book from the shelf of a book store or library has to do with what we see on the cover. It's not our fault — human beings are visual creatures, and much like other mammals, we can get easily distracted by bright, shiny, and colorful things.

That being said, these book covers would catch your eye for an entirely different reason. That is, these questionable tomes have covers that range from totally weird, to totally hilarious, to just downright uncomfortable and inappropriate. We've never seen any of these on the shelves before (and we're pretty sure that some of them are the products of Photoshop), but we like to imagine other humans coming across them in secondhand shops and garage sales, the looks on their faces just totally priceless. See the bizarre books for yourself below.

#1. It's the secret ingredient you always feared was in your restaurant food.

It's the secret ingredient you always feared was in your restaurant food.

#2. This book documents an exciting day for Amandas across the globe.

This book documents an exciting day for Amandas across the globe.

#3. We get that this book is supposed to be about physical therapy, but the image just looks straight-up sinister.

We get that this book is supposed to be about physical therapy, but the image just looks straight-up sinister.

#4. This book only contains seven words: Get the f**k out of the way.

This book only contains seven words: Get the f**k out of the way.

#5. Never has there been a more terrifying book cover.

Never has there been a more terrifying book cover.

#6. We'd buy this book simply to find out if they are talking about paintings of cats, or actually painting cats.

We'd buy this book simply to find out if they are talking about paintings of cats, or actually painting cats.

#7. For some people, this is a romance novel.

For some people, this is a romance novel.

#8. Oh Eleanor, you randy woman you. Her routine definitely involves throwing her embroidered vest into the crowd.

Oh Eleanor, you randy woman you. Her routine definitely involves throwing her embroidered vest into the crowd.

#9. If you can't be as smart as them naturally, you might as well eat them up.

If you can't be as smart as them naturally, you might as well eat them up.

#10. This guy really, really loves mushrooms. And the trombone, apparently.

This guy really, really loves mushrooms. And the trombone, apparently.

#11. Proof that photos are all about placement.

Proof that photos are all about placement.

#12. Yes, there's a whole lot of truth going on here.

Yes, there's a whole lot of truth going on here.

#13. This was published a long time ago. Clearly.

This was published a long time ago. Clearly.

#14. Let's face it, we all need this book to live our best lives.

Let's face it, we all need this book to live our best lives.

#15. This is probably the most disturbing hobby one can have.

This is probably the most disturbing hobby one can have.

#16. And it's not just money — it's easy money!

And it's not just money -- it's easy money!

#17. Inside, you will find the most beautiful pussies you've ever seen.

Inside, you will find the most beautiful pussies you've ever seen.

#18. We should all know what to do should such a thing occur.

We should all know what to do should such a thing occur.

#19. A multi-colored vagina could look like something from another planet.

A multi-colored vagina could look like something from another planet.

#20. Back when Tarzan straight chilled with his monkey friends.

Back when Tarzan straight chilled with his monkey friends.

#21. Is this supposed to be an order?

Is this supposed to be an order?

#22. When something is wrong with your snake, it's important to educate yourself.

When something is wrong with your snake, it's important to educate yourself.

#23. The definitive novel on potty-training awareness.

The definitive novel on potty-training awareness.

#24. To be honest, this is a skill that all of us should have.

To be honest, this is a skill that all of us should have.

#25. Not sure what's going on here.

Not sure what's going on here.

#26. Is that a book of boners in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a book of boners in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

#27. Nevermind the Bristol chart — this will get you all sorted out.

Nevermind the Bristol chart -- this will get you all sorted out.

#28. We've got to admit that this particular pussy seems kind of lazy.

We've got to admit that this particular pussy seems kind of lazy.

#29. It seems counterproductive to refer to a depressed person as a dummy.

It seems counterproductive to refer to a depressed person as a dummy.

#30. Terrify your children for the majority of their young life.

Terrify your children for the majority of their young life.

#31. There are so many inexplicable things about this cover: How many bananas is too many? Why is a woman trying to enlarge her penis? Why is the penis shadow on the wall taller than her? So many questions.

There are so many inexplicable things about this cover: How many bananas is too many? Why is a woman trying to enlarge her penis? Why is the penis shadow on the wall taller than her? So many questions.

#32. Dude, he's trying to tell you.

Dude, he's trying to tell you.

#33. Color your glock whatever shade you like, kids.

Color your glock whatever shade you like, kids.

#34. For those specific lesbians who love horses and women in equal measure.

For those specific lesbians who love horses and women in equal measure.

#35. His face says that he is serious about penetration.

His face says that he is serious about penetration.

#36. They're in the bush, and they look like they're up to no good.

They're in the bush, and they look like they're up to no good.

#37. You only get one life, so you might as well go balls to the wall with your bananas.

You only get one life, so you might as well go balls to the wall with your bananas.

#38. In case you ever find yourself in an amorous situation in outer space.

In case you ever find yourself in an amorous situation in outer space.

#39. Rosie loves to spoon, you can see it in her eyes.

Rosie loves to spoon, you can see it in her eyes.

#40. We always knew that there was more to the Boy Scouts than meets the eye.

We always knew that there was more to the Boy Scouts than meets the eye.

#41. And finally, the book that outlines the reindeer started to feel awkward around Santa.

And finally, the book that outlines the reindeer started to feel awkward around Santa.

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